This digital download laser cut file (instant download) is a funny wood ornament for 2026, the year America turned 250 and a poop parasite crashed the party. Hang this Washington ornament on the tree as a christmas ornament, then watch people lean in to read it and immediately regret it. George is pinching his nose because one side says Land of the Free and the other says Home of the Runs, a silly and slightly gross way to remember the year.
Cut it from three different woods, or stain it to make it your own.
What is included
- George Washington ornament, finished size 2.08 x 4.22 inches, 3 pieces, engraved on both sides (Land of the Free and Home of the Runs).
- 3 wood species used in the pattern: Walnut, Cherry, Maple.
- 5 file formats: SVG, AI, EPS, DXF, PDF.
- Written instructions with a file overview and assembly review.
Welcome Home Custom signature, sorted by wood grain
The files are sorted by wood species and the pieces are pre-rotated to follow the grain, so your finished project has a clean, intentional look without you having to rearrange anything in your design software. We do this on every design that uses multiple wood species.
Material and thickness
- Built for 1/8 inch (3mm) or 1/4 inch (6mm) wood.
- Use one thickness of wood or mix the thicknesses for more depth and dimension in the design.
- This one is wood-only, 3 tones carry the contrast, no paint needed.
Compatible with most laser cutters
Compatible with xTool, OMTech, Thunder, Aeon, Trotec, and other CO2 and diode lasers.
Designed and Tested by humans
Every Welcome Home Custom file is test cut, scored, and engraved in one of our own lasers before it goes live. We are a small team of humans who design and test every file we release.
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All sales final
Because this is an instant digital download, all sales are final. If you have any issue opening or using your files, message us and we will get it sorted.
