{"product_id":"funny-2026-poop-parasite-ornament-laser-cut-usa-svg-pdf","title":"2026 Poop Parasite Funny Ornament: Laser Cut USA (SVG, PDF)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis digital download laser cut file (instant download) is a funny wood ornament for 2026, the year America turned 250 and a poop parasite crashed the party. Hang this Washington ornament on the tree as a christmas ornament, then watch people lean in to read it and immediately regret it. George is pinching his nose because one side says Land of the Free and the other says Home of the Runs, a silly and slightly gross way to remember the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCut it from three different woods, or stain it to make it your own.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat is included\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGeorge Washington ornament, finished size 2.08 x 4.22 inches, 3 pieces, engraved on both sides (Land of the Free and Home of the Runs).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3 wood species used in the pattern: Walnut, Cherry, Maple.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e5 file formats: SVG, AI, EPS, DXF, PDF.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWritten instructions with a file overview and assembly review.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWelcome Home Custom signature, sorted by wood grain\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe files are sorted by wood species and the pieces are pre-rotated to follow the grain, so your finished project has a clean, intentional look without you having to rearrange anything in your design software. We do this on every design that uses multiple wood species.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMaterial and thickness\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuilt for 1\/8 inch (3mm) or 1\/4 inch (6mm) wood.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse one thickness of wood or mix the thicknesses for more depth and dimension in the design.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis one is wood-only, 3 tones carry the contrast, no paint needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCompatible with most laser cutters\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCompatible with xTool, OMTech, Thunder, Aeon, Trotec, and other CO2 and diode lasers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDesigned and Tested by humans\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery Welcome Home Custom file is test cut, scored, and engraved in one of our own lasers before it goes live. We are a small team of humans who design and test every file we release.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eJoin the community\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJoin The Laser Art and Design Community on Facebook, a group of makers cutting, painting, and finishing Welcome Home Custom files. Share what you make, see what others are creating, and trade tips with people who use the same designs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/groups\/welcomehomecustom\"\u003ehttps:\/\/www.facebook.com\/groups\/welcomehomecustom\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePhoto protection\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eListing photos are copyright Welcome Home Custom Designs LLC and may not be reused for any commercial purpose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eAll sales final\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause this is an instant digital download, all sales are final. If you have any issue opening or using your files, message us and we will get it sorted.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Welcome Home Custom","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49268260372739,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0531\/5529\/9483\/files\/0001-8346805519305412981.png?v=1784064705","url":"https:\/\/welcomehomecustom.com\/products\/funny-2026-poop-parasite-ornament-laser-cut-usa-svg-pdf","provider":"Welcome Home Custom","version":"1.0","type":"link"}